We Are All Satoshi operates in the MLM cryptocurrency niche.

The company’s website domain (“wearesatoshi.org”), was privately registered on April 5th, 2023.

Front and center on We Are All Satoshi’s website is notorious Ponzi scammer Sam Lee:

With partner in crime Ryan Xu, Lee launched HyperCash, HyperCapital, HyperFund and Hyperverse – all Ponzi schemes in which the majority of investors lost money.

After those Hyper* Ponzi schemes came HyperNation and HyperOne, although Lee’s direct involvement in those follow-ups is less clear.

Lee spent most of 2022 hiding in his Dubai apartment. Originally from Australia, Lee fled to the MLM crime capital of the world in 2021 as HyperFund took off.

In late 2022 Lee reemerged with StableDAO. Aimed at victims of Lee’s previous scams, StableDAO pitched an 11% a month return.

StableDAO also served as a scam incubator platform, through which Lee has launched StableOpinion and VidiLook.

StableOpinion failed to gain any significant traction. VidiLook did but collapsed on April 21st.

Fresh off VidiLook’s collapse we now have We Are All Satoshi, marking Lee’s third StableDAO spinoff.

Read on for a full review of We Are All Satoshi’s MLM opportunity.

We Are All Satoshi’s Products

We Are All Satoshi has no retailable products or services.

Affiliates are only able to market We Are All Satoshi affiliate membership itself.

We Are All Satoshi’s Compensation Plan

We Are All Satoshi affiliates invest in WAAS tokens. WAAS tokens are sold at $1 each and there are eleven We Are ALl Satoshi investment tiers:

  1. Stardust – $100
  2. Vega – $300
  3. Orbital – $700
  4. Cosmos – $1500
  5. Stellar – $3100
  6. Galaxy – $6300
  7. Nebula – $12,700
  8. Cosmic – $25,500
  9. Polaris – $51,100
  10. Quantum – $102,300
  11. Multiverse – $204,700

Once invested in, WAAS tokens are parked with We Are All Satoshi. This is done on the promise of a 1% or 2% a day ROI.

  • We Are All Satoshi affiliates who recruit two affiliates who’ve invested receive 2% a day
  • all other We Are All Satoshi affiliates receive 1% a day

We Are All Satoshi pays daily returns until 300% of the WAAS token amount invested is reached. After this reinvestment is required to continue earning.

Note that invested in WAAS tokens are locked for 500 days. They remain locked irrespective of whether 300% has been paid out on them or not.

The MLM side of We Are All Satoshi pays on recruitment of affiliate investors.

As far as I can tell all MLM commissions and bonuses are paid out in WAAS tokens.

We Are All Satoshi Affiliate Ranks

There are twelve affiliate ranks within We Are All Satoshi’s compensation plan.

Along with their respective qualification criteria, they are as follows:

  1. Affiliate – sign up as a We Are All Satoshi affiliate and invest
  2. SHIBA – generate $100,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  3. TRON – generate $250,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  4. DOGE – generate $500,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  5. CARDANO – generate $750,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  6. RIPPLE – generate $1,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  7. MATIC – generate $2,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  8. POLKADOT – generate $3,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  9. SOLANA – generate $4,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  10. BINANCE – generate $5,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  11. ETHERIUM [sic] – generate $10,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team
  12. BITCOIN – generate $20,000,000 in accumulated investment volume on both sides of the binary team

Referral Commissions

We Are All Satoshi affiliates earn a 5% commission on WAAS token investment.

Note that We Are All Satoshi screws affiliates out of referral commission on their first two recruits. Referral commissions are earned from the third recruit onwards.

Residual Commissions

We Are All Satoshi pays residual commissions via a binary compensation structure.

A binary compensation structure places an affiliate at the top of a binary team, split into two sides (left and right):

The first level of the binary team houses two positions. The second level of the binary team is generated by splitting these first two positions into another two positions each (4 positions).

Subsequent levels of the binary team are generated as required, with each new level housing twice as many positions as the previous level.

Positions in the binary team are filled via direct and indirect recruitment of affiliates. Note there is no limit to how deep a binary team can grow.

At the end of each day We Are All Satoshi tallies up new investment volume on both sides of the binary team.

Affiliates are paid 10% of funds matched on both sides.

  • regular affiliates can earn up to $300 in residual commissions a day
  • SHIBA ranked affiliates can earn up to $360 in residual commissions a day
  • TRON ranked affiliates can earn up to $420 in residual commissions a day
  • DOGE ranked affiliates can earn up to $480 in residual commissions a day
  • CARDANO ranked affiliates can earn up to $540 in residual commissions a day
  • RIPPLE ranked affiliates can earn up to $600 in residual commissions a day
  • MATIC ranked affiliates can earn up to $700 in residual commissions a day
  • POLKADOT ranked affiliates can earn up to $800 in residual commissions a day
  • SOLANA ranked affiliates can earn up to $900 in residual commissions a day
  • BINANCE ranked affiliates can earn up to $1000 in residual commissions a day
  • ETHERIUM ranked affiliates can earn up to $1200 in residual commissions a day
  • BITCOIN ranked affiliates can earn up to $1500 in residual commissions a day

Rank Achievement Bonuses

We Are All Satoshi rewards affiliates for qualifying at SHIBA and higher with the following one-time Rank Achievement Bonuses:

  • qualify at SHIBA and receive $1000
  • qualify at TRON and receive $2000
  • qualify at DOGE and receive $3000
  • qualify at CARDANO and receive $4000
  • qualify at RIPPLE and receive $5000
  • qualify at MATIC and receive $10,000
  • qualify at POLKADOT and receive $20,000
  • qualify at SOLANA and receive $30,000
  • qualify at BINANCE and receive $40,000
  • qualify at ETHERIUM and receive $100,000
  • qualify at BITCOIN and receive $1,000,000

Joining We Are All Satoshi

We Are All Satoshi affiliate membership is free.

Full participation in the attached income opportunity requires an initial $100 to $204,700 investment.

We Are All Satoshi do not disclose which cryptocurrencies they solicit investment in.

We Are All Satoshi Conclusion

We Are All Satoshi is a simple Ponzi scheme dressed up in a typical crypto bro marketing spiel.

Pitching it as a “revolution”, We Are All Satoshi’s marketing pitch can be summed up as a “just trust me bro” alternative to audited financial reports filed with financial regulators.

Cryptocurrency investors might very well be “requesting proof of reserve attestations to verify crypto holding”. The problem is a “decentralized standard that uses blockchain smart contracts and oracles” is, from a due-diligence and legal perspective, meaningless.

300% passive investment schemes like We Are All Satoshi are securities offerings under existing financial laws around the world.

This requires registration with financial regulators and periodic filing of audited financial reports. The reason for the filed reports is precisely to verify a company is doing what it claims to be doing.

Smart contracts, oracles and other crypto nonsense aren’t a substitute for these legal requirements on any level.

Furthermore, when it comes to We Are All Satoshi doing what it claims to, audited financial reports are moot.

All We Are All Satoshi does is solicit investment, swap it out for worthless WAAS tokens, pay monopoly money returns in WAAS and allow investors to cash out previously invested funds.

Ultimately whatever is invested will be drained by Sam Lee and early investors – same as every other Ponzi scheme Lee has launched to date.

WAAS itself is a worthless BEP-20 token. BEP-20 tokens can be generated in a few minutes at little to no cost.

WAAS is worthless outside of We Are All Satoshi. And internally only has cash out value until We Are All Satoshi inevitably collapses.

Of his post-Hyper* Ponzi schemes, StableDAO and StableOpinion are in a rut and VidiLook has already collapsed. Other than the absolute Hyper* die-hards left, there can’t be too much of an audience left for Lee’s scamming.

Even gullible crypto bros have their limits.

As with all MLM Ponzi schemes, once affiliate recruitment dries up so too will new investment.

This will starve We Are All Satoshi of ROI revenue, eventually prompting a collapse.

The math behind Ponzi schemes guarantees that when they collapse, the majority of participants lose money.

 

Update 4th September 2023 – We Are All Satoshi has collapsed. Victims are being funneled into Shavez Anwar’s third VidiLook reboot.